If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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