Midget sex pt 2 tonight
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Send help, water and tortillas.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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