Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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