Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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