His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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