some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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