Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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