We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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