apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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