Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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