Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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