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Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table

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(310): View more from California

It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations

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(434): View more from Virginia

i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level

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(916): View more from California

I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.

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(714): View more from California

Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.

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(302): View more from Delaware

I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.

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(641): View more from Iowa

They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.

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