it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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