i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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