he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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