I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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