problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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