that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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