I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize
