i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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