everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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