white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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