well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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