His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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