Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Randomize
