no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
