What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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