it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
