doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Randomize
