imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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