White coat. Heels.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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