girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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