Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Randomize
