Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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