he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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