I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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