I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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