I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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