would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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