Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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