STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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