doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I have demons in me.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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