The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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