ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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