She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
