so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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