Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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