I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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