Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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