we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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