You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Too much gin, very little bucket
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
