your parents love me but you hate me
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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