Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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