you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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