i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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